Silly Man Joke-Jungle veebhag mein ek karamchaari ne apne doctor mitra se gap haakte hue kaha- “Main jungli jaanwaron se bilkul nahi darta. Raat ko mere camp mein ek sher ghus aaya tha. Maine thande pani se bhari baalti uske sir par daal di. Weh jhat se bhag khada hua.�
Doctor Mitra jhat se bole – “Aap thek kehte hai, weh chheekta hua zukaam ki shikayat lekar mere dere par aa pahuncha tha. Sach much uska sir pani se bhiga hua tha.�
One line Short Joke-Kiraydaar: Janab yeh kaisa kamra hai? Chhat tapak rahi hai. Kamra talaab banta jaa raha hai.
Makaan Maalik : Bhaiya, maine to pehle hi bol diya tha ki har kamre mein paani ka unlimited intezaam hai..
Funny Man Joke-Local bus mein film abhineta aur bank manager ko sath baithne ka mauka mil gaya. Kuch der baad baat shuru hui toh bank manager ne pucha- Ohh toh aap abhineta hain. Main ek bank manager hun. Mujhe aapko yeh batate hue sankoch hota hai ki maine kabhi kisi studio ke darshan tak nahi kiye�
‘isme sankoch ki kya baat hai? Maine bhi aaj tak kisi bank ke darshan nahi kiye� abhineta ne kaha.
